Showing posts with label Hoxton. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hoxton. Show all posts

Sunday, 10 November 2013

MEATmission - Hoxton Market


What more can be said about burgers? That now ubiquitous food that has swept through the streets, appearing in every restaurant, every market, and everything in between. Don't mistake me, I like burgers. I've eaten many - many good, many bad, and still have many more to go in London alone. I've just run out of words for them, and I think others have too. At their best, they're rare, juicy, flavoursome, often sweet, accompanied by great tasting condiments, sauces, or other that light up tastebuds; at their worst, they're grey, soggy, stale, smothered in limp lettuce, and drowned beneath cheap ketchup. Surely that's enough?

I can't then comment much on the burger at MEATmission. That's my fault, not theirs. It was a burger. Cooked well, of a good size, and definitely not soggy. Perfect for one of our party who relished the thought of a burger, fries, 'genuinely real' Coca-Cola, and presumably the shinny booth we sat in as well - to complete the American look. Not that MEATmission is Yankee themed, but a burger is American to anyone from outside of London.

The unassuming door to MEATmission betrays any hint of what lies within, to the point where, if it weren't for the large luminous letters, you'd be forgiven for thinking the place closed. Inside, the illuminated imitation stained glass ceiling creates dark corners where diners hide, smearing their faces with some of the messier burger options on the menu, and swigging from litre+ jugs of beer and cider. The bar is a spider-like forged metal monster, crazily disorientating with the number of taps that hang from it. Essentially, it's Shoreditch distilled in to a single venue.

And needless to say, MEATmission has to be experienced, if only for that ambience.

Sunday, 3 November 2013

Red Dog American Sandwiches - Hoxton Square


The greatest innovation of the last 300 years, if true. Pub hearsay tells me that the sandwich was the invention of a gambling Earl who wanted to hold his dinner in one hand, freeing the other for his cards.

Today, aside from a Pret no-fat-and-all-air 100 calorie bread-based slice, you'll struggle to find a sandwich small enough for just one hand. Meat, cheese, tomato, salad, pickles, condiment, and 600 calories more, a sandwich is dinner, cut in to four hand-held pieces or wrapped in enough paper to hold a small dog.

Those at Red Dog American Sandwiches - an offshoot of the Red Dog Saloon, just around the corner on Hoxton Square - come ready sawn in two. I'd expect this from a country where sandwiches are measured in feet not inches. The calories matched the stereotype too. The Philly cheesesteak oozes grease from every pore. Strange then that they bothered to wrap it for the very short journey from the counter to the table. While the bottom half of the bread, saturated with grease, will always disintegrate in seconds, wrapped-up the top half sweats its way to oblivion. The result is a swimming pool of grease, encased in paper, with remnants of bread, beef, and cheese floating on the surface. They should serve it with a straw.